Blah baby name list makes us wonder: Would you let Mariah name your child?

Jacob and Isabella. (Even if they'll forever need to add the first letter of their last name to their homework.)

What does your child's name say about you?

Are we naming children here, or dogs? Bring back the classics!

• thank you sarah! i am so thankful that my mother named me Geoffrey. she used the older english spelling so that's thrown some people off but i like its meaning: God peace. a name should mean something, not sound like the words "poop" or "sneeze" with a really thick accent.

• i dont want anybody to take this the wrong way, but parents keep saying "I wanted something unique." it sounds like you're trying to push off what you wish you had on your kids. and some of these crazy names, they really are going to end up hurting the child as he/she gets older. what employer highe …

• old big dog makes a point though. i cant even figure out how exactly to pronounce Xander, i cant tell if it sounds like "zander" or "x-ander." and when i hear "dexter" i do immediately think of a wimpy little redhead lab rat kid from a cartoon that i havent watched since i was four. i will give you  …

• i'm not criticizing, but you are aware that rio is the spanish word for river, right?